Studio: Screen Gems
Director: Rodo Sayagues
Writer: Fede Alvarez, Rodo Sayagues
Producer: Fede Alvarez, Sam Raimi, Rob Tapert
Stars: Stephen Lang, Brendan Sexton III, Madelyn Grace, Stephanie Arcila, Fiona O’Shaughnessy, Rocci Boy Williams, Christian Zagia, Bobby Schofield, Adam Young
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Summary:
Unexpected secrets are exposed when organ thieves infiltrate The Blind Man’s home and threaten a young girl he raises as his daughter.
Review:
When “Don’t Breathe 2” posted its first trailer online, the big brouhaha was over a perceived switcheroo of Stephen Lang’s ‘The Blind Man’ character from woman-raping villain to child-saving hero. The first film’s controversial content only garnered minor outrage in 2016. With this follow-up poorly timed to arrive in a post-MeToo world however, more people were primed to be disturbed by uncomfortable suggestions. Many rightfully wondered, “WTF? The filmmakers expect me to root for this irredeemable piece of sh*t now?”
The bigger brouhaha should have been over why a sequel was made in the first place. But, a bunch of moviegoers apparently enjoyed the setup of cardboard thieves robbing a blind military veteran who turns out to be a savage murderer impregnating captive women with a turkey baster, so here we are.
Eight years ago, a little girl collapsed on the street after surviving a meth lab blast in her drug-dealing mom and dad’s basement. Wouldn’t you know it though, Norman Nordstrom, which some sources cite as The Blind Man’s true name even though I don’t remember it specified in either film, happens by and finds the girl on the ground. Being that he’s blind, I’m not sure how Norm got there, got back, or knew exactly what was going on, much less how he was the only one paying attention to a major explosion. Regardless, he takes the girl to his home and raises her to believe she is his daughter, Phoenix. (Because she’s reborn from fire, get it? Yeah, two screenwriters agreed this would be a clever metaphor/theme that they didn’t think we’d be smart enough to get without the obvious name.)
The uneventfulness of the ensuing eight years gets summed up in a few minutes of exposition. Norm trains Phoenix in survival skills and home schools her to keep the brainwashed girl close by. Hernandez, a fellow former soldier who maybe helps out with errands and doesn’t seem to ask questions about everyone’s arrangements – I don’t know, her relationship isn’t clearly explained, warns Norm in the meantime that he can’t keep Phoenix sheltered under his nonfunctional eyes forever.
Hernandez’s point is proven when cutthroat killers from an underground organ trafficking ring infiltrate Norm’s house. For this part of the film, “Don’t Breathe 2” becomes pretty much the same thing as “Don’t Breathe” (review here) except with a few more home invaders. So if you want to watch people hiding, narrow escapes from being caught, and crooks creeping around a house again, here’s another 90 minutes of that, but with The Blind Man protecting a vulnerable child at the same time. Hooray for the kidnapper, I guess!
I concede that cinematographer Pedro Luque comes up with creative camerawork for some of these sequences. The slow action of bad guys quietly stalking around while Phoenix carefully avoids them benefits from the fluid flow of long Steadicam setups rather than being handcuffed to boring back-and-forth between static shots. That’s about all “Don’t Breathe 2” has going for it however.
Despite sacrificing himself so a vicious dog doesn’t get her, Phoenix still ends up captured by the bad guys. Er, the other bad guys. Meanwhile, “Don’t Breathe 2” hilariously attempts to humanize Norm a little bit by showing the crying conflict that prevents him from shooting the dog trying to tear out his throat. Aww, he’s concerned about animal welfare! Hooray for the sadistic killer, I guess!
People, on the other hand? Oh, he’s still all about slaughtering them. So off Norm goes to a second building to continue a redundant assault against the kidnappers who kidnapped the girl he previously kidnapped. All of this leads to a heartwarming moment where The Blind Man admits he’s a murderous monster as he yet again sacrifices himself to save Phoenix. Hooray for the rapist’s extraordinarily questionable redemption, I guess!
There are those who will try to tell you these movies creatively upend audience expectations, challenge conventions, and blur the lines between black and white. No, they really don’t. They’re merely empty exploitation action flicks, with all of the problematic subject matter cinema has largely left in its past, but without any of the appeal of a truly intriguing antihero.
It would seem that the formula for “Don’t Breathe” films is to intentionally populate them with the worst people imaginable. “Don’t Breathe 2” doubles down on depravity by exposing Phoenix’s birth parents as a meth-maker and a dying woman who would kill her own daughter so a sketchy doctor can perform a heart transplant in the basement of a drug den. It’s fine if that’s the world “Don’t Breathe” chooses to live in. Just don’t expect viewers who want more meaningful value to keep coming around for regular visits.
Review Score: 45
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