THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER (2023)

Studio:   Universal/Blumhouse
Director: David Gordon Green
Writer:   Peter Sattler, David Gordon Green, Scott Teems, Danny McBride
Producer: David Robinson, James G. Robinson, Jason Blum
Stars:    Leslie Odom Jr., Lidya Jewett, Olivia O'Neill, Jennifer Nettles, Norbert Leo Butz, Ann Dowd, Ellen Burstyn

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Summary:

A desperate father seeks help from unexpected sources in his community to save two young girls from demonic possession.


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"The Exorcist: Believer" belongs to a subset of sequels known as "legacy," which is the adjective added to movies that jettison narrative baggage often associated with being the umpteenth entry in a long-running property. The idea being these films get to ignore inconvenient continuity by essentially saying the only canonical movie is the original, and audiences should forget everything else in between. The downside though, and it seems some stewards never fully considered this, is that by taking other sequels out of the mix, they're resetting a series' standard of quality, not just its fiction.

Look at the work "The Exorcist: Believer" cuts out for itself as a legacy sequel. Fans could wave away a franchise film's faults by coming up with a comparison like, "at least 'Attack of the Clones' isn't as bad as 'The Phantom Menace.'" Yet by removing "Exorcist: The Beginning" and "Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist" from the conversation through imaginary erasure, "Believer" leaves itself alone next to what's commonly considered one of the greatest horror films of all time. And if only the original and this new sequel now exist, there's nowhere to go but down. Why raise the bar so high when "Exorcist II: The Heretic" allows you to step right over it?

Following the road map written by the first film, "The Exorcist: Believer" opens in a foreign locale. When his pregnant wife suffers a critical injury during a Haitian earthquake, Victor gets presented with a heartbreaking scenario. Only his wife or his unborn daughter can be saved, and Victor must choose who.

We don't see Victor wrestle with his decision. We don't even see him make it. Assumptions might be made, however, as the film quickly jumps ahead to 13 years later with Victor raising Angela as a single dad in Georgia. They're got the typical filmic father-daughter relationship. He reminds her of responsibilities while also lightly ribbing her. She's a doting daddy's girl, but also an independent teen who wants to split time with her friends. Yada yada yada, a phrase which can fill in for so much of the story's summary.

Anxious to communicate with the dead mother she never met, Angela enters a forest to perform a pseudo-seance with her classmate Katherine. The two girls exit, but not until three days later, when their sudden reappearance ends a desperate search, although bizarre behavior brings new concerns. Yada yada yada, Angela and Katherine both brought home evil. Now Victor's best hope for expelling it lies with Chris MacNeil, whose own daughter Regan underwent that infamous exorcism five full decades ago, and who coincidentally moved from Georgetown to Georgia so Victor doesn't have too far to drive to find her.

In addition to shoving in Ellen Burstyn for credibility, it would appear that the brightest idea the creatives could come up with for refreshing "The Exorcist" 50 years later is that instead of one demon possessing one girl, now two demons possess two girls. Or maybe it's one demon possessing both, I'm not sure. Either way, doubling the demonry should double the thrills, right? That was probably the theory anyway. In practice, doubling the demonry only doubles the tropes.

For the life of me, I can't figure out what would be fundamentally different about how the plot plays out if there were only one possessed girl instead of two. The closest "Believer" comes to justifying its duality arrives in an attempt to connect a callback to the "Sophie's Choice" prologue. Except the film fumbles that tenuous tie by yanking the difficult decision right out of the primary protagonist's hands, weirdly hot potato'ing the problem to a side character who speaks up in Victor's place during the climax.

What's weirder is producers miraculously managed to convince Ellen Burstyn to return to her Academy Award-nominated role of Chris MacNeil, something she seemingly had little interest in doing for half a century, and the best script they brought her was a carbon copy of every other rote exorcism movie that drops straight to streaming five or six times each year. From the skeptical parent and confused doctors to the Catholic bureaucracy and gravelly demon voice spitting out secrets it should not know, what is there in "Believer" that isn't in dozens of similarly standard spookers? When your most exciting sequence is a scene of digital smoke battling a rival swirl of digital smoke, it's high time to rethink modern scare tactics.

We can keep going with the wondering by asking, without Chris MacNeil's cursory presence and Mike Oldfield's "Tubular Bells" on the soundtrack, what gives this movie a distinct "The Exorcist" identity? It's called "The Exorcist" (capital T and E) after all, yet "the exorcist" (lowercase T and E) in this film barely registers as a blip on the character radar. Is this exorcist even the priest who only stands in the room long enough to have his neck snapped? Is it the nun-turned-nurse who starts off the ceremony? Is it the shaman-esque woman incorporating a different set of religious rituals? It's difficult to discern amidst a potpourri of Christian dogma, African herbalism, and miscellaneous belief systems that can only come from four different contributors credited for an otherwise straight-line story that could have been generated by machine-learning AI.

Amidst that amalgamation of mish-mashing pieces, it's equally difficult to home in on one thematic thread when so many superfluous strands get in the way. For every on-track idea about finding faith in collective community, there are three dead-end side strings. In separate instances, each girl's father becomes oddly aggressive, first verbally then physically, about transient men they suspect of involvement in their daughters' disappearances for no reason other than they are homeless. Victor also sees strange blurs on a portrait he photographed of a completely unrelated family, perhaps as a precursor for what's to come? Then there's the unexplained insinuation that a random woman cursed Victor's pregnant wife in Haiti. Ancillary elements really do run all over the place.

Since Victor isn't nearly as engaging as Chris, and neither Angela nor Katherine as endearing as Regan, "The Exorcist: Believer" has no chance of filling its namesake's shoes as anything more than an ordinary piece of possession pap. Heaven help the creatives who still have to deliver two additional sequels in this proposed new trilogy to make the studio's $400 million investment in "The Exorcist" rights remotely worthwhile. Maybe they should hope for help from Hell instead. How much worse off would they be?

Review Score: 50