NIGHT SWIM (2024)

Studio: Universal/Blumhouse
Director: Bryce McGuire
Writer: Bryce McGuire, Rod Blackhurst
Producer: Jason Blum, James Wan
Stars: Wyatt Russell, Kerry Condon, Amelie Hoeferle, Gavin Warren, Jodi Long, Nancy Lenehan, Eddie Martinez, Ben Sinclair

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Summary:

A haunted swimming pool presents a family with a supernatural way to heal their ailing father, but only if a dark sacrifice is made first.


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It wasn't until a recent pool-themed round at Dead Right Horror Trivia that I realized how often pools feature prominently in horror films. Often enough to have a dedicated trivia category, at any rate.

"The Strangers: Prey at Night's" (review here) most memorable moment remains fresh in many minds. "Let the Right One In's" climax probably does, too. But how many fright fans immediately recall what briefly happens to the apartment building's pool in "Poltergeist III," or what Oliver Reed finds at the bottom of a pool that drives him mad in "Burnt Offerings?" Somewhat amusingly, 2018 Thai thriller "The Pool" (review here) didn't even come up in the round.

Next time "pool horror" works its way into trivia, players now have "Night Swim" to take into consideration. The film follows the family of Ray Waller, a professional baseball player sidelined by multiple sclerosis. His new home's old pool provides water therapy that mysteriously puts Ray on a fast track toward miraculous recovery. The trouble for Ray is, people have a bad habit of submerging in the water and disappearing, because the supernatural swimming pool demands sinister sacrifices in return for giving its healing gifts.

The trouble for me is, should a question about "Night Swim" actually appear in trivia, it's bound to be met with an empty stare on my face. That's because the film is such a by-the-Blumhouse-book bore, I'll probably forget every single thing about it by tomorrow, never mind months from now.

When I say "by-the-Blumhouse-book" in this instance, I'm specifically referring to the go-to blueprint for their 'Tier Three' productions. Prestige projects like Jordan Peele joints and major IPs like "Halloween" go in the top tier. The next level down houses medium-range releases such as "Ouija: Origin of Evil" (review here), i.e. movies with some mainstream marketing and more production money than a streaming service collaboration would get to play with. Now that the 'BH Tilt' basement is boarded up for good, the lowest level belongs to Blumhouse's straight-to-streaming titles that immediately evaporate like water on a windshield in the Palm Desert sun. The space right above there is approximately where "Night Swim" fits. Its thrills aren't so throwaway or its look so cheap as to be deemed direct-to-DVD worthy, but the movie's overall oomph factor falls far enough down that a 17-day difference between its theatrical release and digital premiere shouldn't be a shock.

Here's some of what the 'Tier Three' routine generally entails: A compact cast featuring up to two recognizable actors, in this case Wyatt Russell and Kerry Condon, who come with some name value yet don't demand bank-breaking salaries. One primary location, like this film's suburban home with a backyard pool, where 90% of scenes take place so conditions are controllable and equipment is easily accessed. An uncomplicated script that starts off with a scare, e.g. "Night Swim's" prologue flashback that sets up backstory eventually explained by Act Three exposition, then predictably plods through escalating activity whose eeriness always knows to wait until the ending before fully blooming. Finally, everything always packages conveniently into a commercially attractive runtime that rarely spills over 90 minutes.

Following formula isn't automatically a terrible path for a film to pick. Movies, particularly in horror, do this all the time and still see success. Aspiring to be average is entirely acceptable, even desirable, in some circumstances.

So what's the difference between a mediocre thriller that scores three out of five stars, which is enough to lift it out of the red zone, and a mediocre movie like "Night Swim" that only scores two stars or less? The difference is, even with ho-hum horror, I can usually find something worth acknowledging with some measure of tempered admiration. With "Night Swim," I'm not sure I can.

Wyatt Russell and Kerry Condon's performances? Eh, they're fine actors who are ordinarily enjoyable to watch, but they're playing rote roles without doing anything noteworthy here. Suspense? Viewers with a fear of drowning might be conditioned to unconsciously hold their breath during some scenes of submersion, except even those jolts are of the plain hand-on-a-shoulder variety. Production quality? From cinematography to staging, everything meets basic standards, but also, nothing asks for more than minimum effort anyway.

It's a bit unfair to knock careless credits since a film's key creators have nothing to do with those, yet "Night Swim's" text nevertheless suggests not everyone put their best professional feet forward. For instance, the end credit scroll associates Mrs. Summers actress Jodi Long with the character name Kay, except Kay is actually the realtor played by Nancy Lenehan, who doesn't appear in the scroll at all. Lenehan does have her own solo card in the end title sequence, however. Curiously, so does Ben Sinclair, despite playing an unnamed 'Pool Tech' with barely 60 seconds of screen time. Figure out how all of that happened.

I haven't seen the 2014 short that this feature is adapted from, although I've seen enough to conclude this is a case of a film so thin and so bland, it would have been better off remaining at four minutes. Now that the filmmakers have had a taste of the Blumhouse big time, I sincerely hope they have the confidence to be more creatively daring on their next outings. For my sake, I also hope the horror trivia hosts don't test my memory of this mid movie, otherwise I'll be turning in a blank piece of paper.

Review Score: 40